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The Story of Marville: In the year 5002, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda are still alive and still married, suddenly Meteors start crashing down onto “AOLon” (Ted Turner apparently bought the Earth and sold it to AOL who renamed it AOLon). Anyway, Ted Turner’s plan to stop the Asteroids from destroying ‘AOLon’ is to go outside and karate chop the asteroids in half, AND IT WORKS!!!!!! However, despite the fact that the safety of the planet should take priority over Controversies, SOME ASSHOLE DECIDES TO TELL TED TO CEASE AND DESIST BECAUSE IT MOCKS NATIVE AMERICAN CULTURE FOR THE SAKE OF A BASEBALL GAME, EVEN THOUGH THERE ISN’T A SINGLE BASEBALL IN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Anyway Ted Turner and Jane Fonda decide to send their 18 year old Idiot Son, Kal AOL, back in time in a Time Machine made out of PlayStation 1 and Atari controller parts (GAAAAASP), Goes to the past, Meets this Idiot cab driver named Mickey, Finds out that Alan Greenspan is a mere Bank Manager, Gets a million dollar reward because his dog stopped a criminal, Goes to see a movie, Gets kicked out, Ends up getting another Million dollar reward for something his dog did, Works with a bunch of cops along with Spider Man and the Punisher to find The Kingpin, Discover that Spike Lee is the kingpi… Spike Lee is the Kingpin. (Forgetting you, Is a thing that I cannot do). Anyway, Al gets the Time Machine but instead of going home, HE AND HIS FRIENDS GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! Also, They rant on how horrible it is that MOLECULES HAVE TO DIE, EVERY TIME WE DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Claps violently) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BILL JEMAS?!!!! I JUST DESTROYED A BUNCH OF MOLECULES!!!!!! Anyway they end up discovering Absolute nonsense and just proves that Bill Jemas is insane!!!!!!!!! I’m coming apart!!! CHRIST ALIVE I’M COMING APART!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT! STOP IT PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!!!!!!!! STOP IIIIIT!!!! STOP IT YOU DEVILS!!!!!!!! STOP IIIIIT!!!!!!!! ALL I HEAR IS THE BEATING OF IT’S HIDEOUS HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Anyway, after learning a bunch of Bullshit, Al goes to pitch a Comic based on his life, and it was turned down quickly, until it was eventually picked up by a moron named Bill Jemas, who then published the Story under the name of Marville, which went down in infamy as one of the worst Comics ever made!!!!!