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Memorable quotes from episode 172:
Linkara: "Ray Palmer discovers what Jean did and she responds..."
Jean: "I'm your wife, Ray! You can't just throw me in some cell and toss the key!"
Linkara: "Then BAM! We cut to Arkham Asylum, where Ray Palmer needs to fill out some paperwork! This implies that he dragged her to the asylum and had her committed there personally! THIS WOMAN MURDERED SOMEONE, RAY! God, no wonder you were traded into "Countdown"! You're guilty of violating due process of law and further dragging down Arkham's reputation, since they'll apparently take anybody if you say they're crazy!" *pointing at camera* "Jack McCoy would not approve, Ray."
Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston): *to Mr. Kralik* "Just how far up your ass is your head?"
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Linkara: "This is another minor one, but it feels really, really annoying to me. Okay, near the end of the aforementioned fight, the heroes get into a struggle with Deathstroke. This triggers Dr. Light to suddenly remember what the heroes did to him and basically knock everyone out in a fit of rage. First of all, that feels like one hell of a contrivance. It's been years since they did this to him, and only now does he get reminded? What, did he never get into a struggle with anybody else? I don't know, maybe it's because these specific people are in this struggle, but it still feels forced. On top of that, though, he's just gotten his full personality restored, AND HE'S ENRAGED!!!" *beat* "And... he doesn't try to get his revenge right there? Just out of anger? The dude explodes into a bright light! And then just runs away?! What the hell?! I-I know this is a small point, but for a book that's supposed to be taking all this very seriously and straight and mature, that's a real stupid and unrealistic thing for a character to do!"
Linkara (as Dr. Light): *pointing at camera angrily* "YOU'VE RUINED THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS OF MY LIFE! I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!" *beat* "I'm gonna go home and tweet about it first, BUT I'LL BE BACK, YOU BASTARDS!" *gets up and leaves*
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Linkara: "In the lead-up to the miniseries "Infinite Crisis", DC split the trinity of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, making them distrust one another. Batman in particular was pushed to be more paranoid of his fellow heroes. The thing is, though, you can still do that without mind-wiping him. He could've found out what they did and still been extremely distrustful of them. This, though? It helps ruin the book. Still, though, this does make me wonder what was going through his head while this happened." *Batman's voice is heard in Linkara's head as he becomes more alarmed, based on what Batman says*
Batman: "Oh, God! They're mind-wiping Dr. Light! ...Wait, why can't I move? Why... Oh, God! My mind's being changed! Filled with thoughts of... Metallica?! Oh no! THEY'RE MAKING ME LOVE ROCK AND ROLL! NOOOOOO!!!"
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Linkara: "Now, I myself am not a detective. Far from it. As such, I have solicited the advice of a professional detective to see if they could solve the mystery of Sue Dibny's death. Sherlock Oan, have you cracked the case?" *cut to Kyle Kallgren dressed in a Sherlock Holmes-type outfit, complete with a cap and pipe and holding up a magnifying glass*
Sherlock Oan: "Indeed I have, sir."
Linkara: "So what's the answer?"
Sherlock Oan: "Based on the evidence you've provided, with the cast of characters, developed powers, abilities of those in this universe, and all the clues that the story gives us... it is my professional opinion that... a wizard did it."
Linkara: *staring in confusion* "A wizard?"
Sherlock Oan: *spinning his magnifying glass in his hand* "Yes, I know. I was... just as surprised as you are."
Linkara: "...You're not a real detective, are you?"
Sherlock Oan: "No, but I play one on TV!"
Linkara: "And I'm not getting my money back, am I?"
Sherlock Oan: *smiling* "Oh, not a cent!"
Linkara: *deadpan* "Naturally."
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Linkara: "By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my" *reaches into coat pocket takes out his...* "Miller Time watch?" *suspenseful music plays as he speaks dramatically* "A thief broke into our home one night and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much, it was flat against the ground." *holds up watch* "And then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada." *suspenseful music ends as he speaks in an agitated tone* "OF COURSE I DIDN'T! The thing was a Christmas present when I was, like, 13 or something! But if that WAS the case, it would be pretty hard to watch all of my old Miller Time episodes, now, wouldn't it?!"
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Green Arrow: "People make fun of secret identities, wondering how we kept them up for so long. It's because we worked for it."
Linkara: *yelling* "You hide your secret identity with ONLY a domino mask! You have a big blonde Robin Hood beard as Green Arrow and Oliver Queen! You sure as hell don't work very hard on keeping it!"
Linkara: "Ray Palmer discovers what Jean did and she responds..."
Jean: "I'm your wife, Ray! You can't just throw me in some cell and toss the key!"
Linkara: "Then BAM! We cut to Arkham Asylum, where Ray Palmer needs to fill out some paperwork! This implies that he dragged her to the asylum and had her committed there personally! THIS WOMAN MURDERED SOMEONE, RAY! God, no wonder you were traded into "Countdown"! You're guilty of violating due process of law and further dragging down Arkham's reputation, since they'll apparently take anybody if you say they're crazy!" *pointing at camera* "Jack McCoy would not approve, Ray."
Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston): *to Mr. Kralik* "Just how far up your ass is your head?"
------
Linkara: "This is another minor one, but it feels really, really annoying to me. Okay, near the end of the aforementioned fight, the heroes get into a struggle with Deathstroke. This triggers Dr. Light to suddenly remember what the heroes did to him and basically knock everyone out in a fit of rage. First of all, that feels like one hell of a contrivance. It's been years since they did this to him, and only now does he get reminded? What, did he never get into a struggle with anybody else? I don't know, maybe it's because these specific people are in this struggle, but it still feels forced. On top of that, though, he's just gotten his full personality restored, AND HE'S ENRAGED!!!" *beat* "And... he doesn't try to get his revenge right there? Just out of anger? The dude explodes into a bright light! And then just runs away?! What the hell?! I-I know this is a small point, but for a book that's supposed to be taking all this very seriously and straight and mature, that's a real stupid and unrealistic thing for a character to do!"
Linkara (as Dr. Light): *pointing at camera angrily* "YOU'VE RUINED THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS OF MY LIFE! I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!" *beat* "I'm gonna go home and tweet about it first, BUT I'LL BE BACK, YOU BASTARDS!" *gets up and leaves*
------
Linkara: "In the lead-up to the miniseries "Infinite Crisis", DC split the trinity of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, making them distrust one another. Batman in particular was pushed to be more paranoid of his fellow heroes. The thing is, though, you can still do that without mind-wiping him. He could've found out what they did and still been extremely distrustful of them. This, though? It helps ruin the book. Still, though, this does make me wonder what was going through his head while this happened." *Batman's voice is heard in Linkara's head as he becomes more alarmed, based on what Batman says*
Batman: "Oh, God! They're mind-wiping Dr. Light! ...Wait, why can't I move? Why... Oh, God! My mind's being changed! Filled with thoughts of... Metallica?! Oh no! THEY'RE MAKING ME LOVE ROCK AND ROLL! NOOOOOO!!!"
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Linkara: "Now, I myself am not a detective. Far from it. As such, I have solicited the advice of a professional detective to see if they could solve the mystery of Sue Dibny's death. Sherlock Oan, have you cracked the case?" *cut to Kyle Kallgren dressed in a Sherlock Holmes-type outfit, complete with a cap and pipe and holding up a magnifying glass*
Sherlock Oan: "Indeed I have, sir."
Linkara: "So what's the answer?"
Sherlock Oan: "Based on the evidence you've provided, with the cast of characters, developed powers, abilities of those in this universe, and all the clues that the story gives us... it is my professional opinion that... a wizard did it."
Linkara: *staring in confusion* "A wizard?"
Sherlock Oan: *spinning his magnifying glass in his hand* "Yes, I know. I was... just as surprised as you are."
Linkara: "...You're not a real detective, are you?"
Sherlock Oan: "No, but I play one on TV!"
Linkara: "And I'm not getting my money back, am I?"
Sherlock Oan: *smiling* "Oh, not a cent!"
Linkara: *deadpan* "Naturally."
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Linkara: "By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my" *reaches into coat pocket takes out his...* "Miller Time watch?" *suspenseful music plays as he speaks dramatically* "A thief broke into our home one night and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much, it was flat against the ground." *holds up watch* "And then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada." *suspenseful music ends as he speaks in an agitated tone* "OF COURSE I DIDN'T! The thing was a Christmas present when I was, like, 13 or something! But if that WAS the case, it would be pretty hard to watch all of my old Miller Time episodes, now, wouldn't it?!"
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Green Arrow: "People make fun of secret identities, wondering how we kept them up for so long. It's because we worked for it."
Linkara: *yelling* "You hide your secret identity with ONLY a domino mask! You have a big blonde Robin Hood beard as Green Arrow and Oliver Queen! You sure as hell don't work very hard on keeping it!"