AT4W: Classicard: Amazons Attack #5-6

Amazons Attack was one of Linkara's earliest memorable episodes, mostly for Pollo and Harvey making their debuts, as well as the ending of his review of Issues 5 and 6.
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Linkara: (shocked when he learns that Amazons Attack was a tie-in to Countdown to Final Crisis) "'Countdown?!' This entire event comic WAS JUST A FREAKING TIE-IN TO 'COUNTDOWN'?!?" (inhales sharply) YOU'VE WASTED FOUR MONTHS WORTH OF COMICS, DESTROYEDWONDER WOMAN'S MYTHOS, ALL SO YOU COULD MAKE SOME STUPID TIE-IN TO ANOTHER HORRIBLE COMIC?!?!?!?! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (Has a meltdown to the Wurzels' Combine Harvester. He is first seen sobbing; then he is seen punching the comic with his fist. Later, he clutches at his face in aggravation, before punching the comic some more, before withdrawing his hand in pain. Then he lets out a scream at the camera, punches himself in the head repeatedly, and then tries to cut his wrist with a Power Rangers toy dagger, which does not cut at all. He then punches himself one more time before picking up the bunny statue from before) "Look at the pretty bunny! Look at the pretty bunny-y-y-y-y-y...!" (He then clutches his teddy bear from earlier, fires a laser blast from his magic gun into the air, and then uses it to try to cut off his wrist, but to no avail) "Why doesn't it work?!"